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Dire 51 · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:37 pm Post subject: Burtles.

Michael Bay is about to rape the Ninja Turtles.
(just saying)

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=37648

Dire 51 · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:08 pm Post subject:

oh, and they're not mutants. they're aliens.

So if they're not mutants and from another planet, they can't very well be ninjas as ninjas are from japan: earth. So they're super warriors or something.

(... it's not off topic... transformers are aliens, right?)

Soundwave · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:27 pm Post subject:

I will admit, I enjoyed the Ninja Turtle Movies when I was younger..thought they were good campy fun.

The last Animated flick was way better than I expected....

The whole idea of four small turtles dipped in radio active slop was "REACHING".... lol Just my opinion... But Yeah it would need to be "Teenage Alien Warrior Turtles" now. Wink

Or They were crash landed in ancient japan, learned the way of the ninja, and then got frozen in ice or got slapped through some mystic portal to the future and made some crazy new friends?!?!?!? LOL
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You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Next he'll be telling us the thirteen were built by humans on earth, that the Doctor is a human who built his TARDIS in his backyard and that Jedi are grown on trees
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Soundwave · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:06 am Post subject:

Well, ya got to give Bay credit where it do. Those 3 movies made a ton of money, because they appealed to the movie going masses. I will admit to enjoying the special effects and the explosions were cool.

But said from the first flick, the other two were less then desirable. And only Optimus and Shockwave looked anything like the G1 characters.

Bay-turtles will probably have similar success but not as great as TF. I could be wrong but TF has always been the stronger franchise.

Teenage Alien Turtles who love pizza, human girls, and just so happen to be students to the ninja arts.... Lol

Could be Bays first bomb too.
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Splinter was always the most far fetched part of Turtles anyway. Still it was an animal parody of Marvel's Daredevil so realism was never really in the top 10 of its priorities..
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Dire 51 · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:01 pm Post subject:

hey, why not a challenge? how about we amp up M.A.S.K... except this time they're black ops assassins!

Sponsored by GM and DOD.

Yeah!

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Kirjava · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:46 am Post subject:

I want a Dinoriders movie. There is absolutely no way you can screw up 'dinosaurs covered in laserguns', surely.
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I Still can't believe they are making Captain Planet... they do realise the human race would be the bad guys of that movie? It will play out much like the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still Laughing

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Josh · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:41 am Post subject:

Its all just a part of bays elaborate misinformation campaign!

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