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Matrix Transforumer

Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 2177 Location: England
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| Soundwave wrote: | Well, ya got to give Bay credit where it do. Those 3 movies made a ton of money, because they appealed to the movie going masses. I will admit to enjoying the special effects and the explosions were cool.
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Can you really give him credit?
If you gave 150 million dollars to James Cameron and told him to make an action film with a well known franchise with huge nostalgia value, he'd do the same.
Hell, most directors could. I could concede giving credit to Bay's films as being part of the decline in cinema quality that's resulted in audience complacancy, but that's not really a good thing.
Transformers is just one of those franchises that are easy to make money from. Huge nostalgia value for people in their twenties and early thirties, whilst simultaneously being popular with children. Meanwhile, the company in charge is one of the biggest toy companies on the planet with all-invasive advertising. _________________ Okay to print!
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CyclonusArmada Transforumer

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Batman Forever and Batman & Robin made money and we all know how they are thought of in hindsight. Would you give Schmaucher credit too? _________________
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FDrowned Transforumer

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| CyclonusArmada wrote: | | Would you give Schmaucher credit too? |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxRmzq3Azs4 _________________ "Running away with a Spaceman in a box, anything could happen to you" |
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CyclonusArmada Transforumer

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Exactly. _________________
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hook line and sinker Transforumer

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder which character will get the uber childish treatment and then marketed to the point of quashing everything else from the franchise into oblivion?
Will it be youthful and immature Raphael? Or will Splinter turn into a profanity cracking jokester? _________________ Monstrosity = The Tyrant: An Unexpected Journey. |
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Cattleprod Transforumer

Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 3757 Location: The vast wastelands of Canada
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Is that really a question? Michaelangelo's nearly there in most incarnations as it is. _________________ Cattleprod's guide to upcoming releases.
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Josh Transforumer
Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1171 Location: Oregon
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Hey I can dream can't I?  |
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CyclonusArmada Transforumer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Josh wrote: | Hey I can dream can't I?  |
Depends on the dream...
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Snake Pliskin-o-bot Transforumer

Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Posts: 835 Location: Sheffield, England
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:53 am Post subject: |
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Ha!! Best response I've seen for a while. Nicely played Sir. <doffs hat in CyclonusArmada's direction> |
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Kirjava Transforumer

Joined: 27 Aug 2008 Posts: 3815 Location: OberÖsterreich
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CyclonusArmada Transforumer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Snake Pliskin-o-bot wrote: | | <doffs hat in CyclonusArmada's direction> |
A' Thank You. Why doesn't Bay try out an 80's cartoon that no one really cares about like Go Bots? That way he might even improve it with one of his bizarre reimaginings. _________________
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Kingoji Transforumer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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There are no 80's franchises that Bay could improve. _________________
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CyclonusArmada Transforumer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Kingoji wrote: | | There are no 80's franchises that Bay could improve. |
She-Ra? Given his thing for spotlighting trashy actresses he could turn that into his ideal T&A Movie... _________________
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Focksbot Transforumer

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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'Cinema of attractions' is the academic term here. Films based on much-loved pop culture franchises will always, always, always just be a chain of outlandish setpieces no plot could hope to justify. The formula is simple: one big pot. Throw everything in. In-jokes and visual nods for long-term fans. A few risque jokes. A few self-aware jokes. Massive objects exploding or smashing things. A multi-coloured melange of CGI. Curvy actresses. T&A. Slapstick. Trash talk.
It can never be a good movie, but it's not ever intended to be. You're supposed to forget about it the moment you leave the cinema, so that you're ready to pay for the next one that's out in a week's time. Everything is designed just to get you to turn up, stump up for the tickets, and then not walk out in digust and demand your money back.
Michael Bay delivers. His chief quality and talent is to not screw with the successful formula by trying to introduce any semblance of an original idea or creative vision. He's the perfect blockbuster director because he doesn't have an artistic bone in his body. _________________ My personal website - it needs more pictures!
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Dire 51 Forum Zombie

Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 343 Location: Seattle
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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taken from comicbookresources.com
Kevin Eastmen: "I would actually encourage TMNT fans to swallow the 'chill pill' Mr. Bay recently suggested they take, and wait and see what might come out of this seemingly ill-conceived plan,"
Dire 51: FCK THAT! fck that! fck that! fck that!
We should totally petition this impending disaster.
You know who should direct the ninja fckn turtles?
Guillermo del Toro! |
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