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I don't know if this has ever been brought up before but just yesterday I had the strangest thought ... kind of an epiphany.

I was sitting on the toilet ... quite literally ... staring at the toilet paper wondering if it is proper to have the roll with the tissue hanging out or with tissue hanging in when it hit me ... square between the eyes and that's when I realized ...

TRANSFORMERS ARE NAKED 99.9% OF THE TIME!!

The only time I remember a TF donning duds was a cloaked Drift in a seedy pub and Drift's mysterious rescuer.

Think otherwise. Consider this. Cybertronians plating is living cybernetic tissue, it feels pain, damages and has the ability to heal. It is not a garmet, Cybertronian's plating are more akin to feathers, or more aptly an insects exo-skeleton.

So my only conclusion is that for Cybertronians from birth to death, its naked time all the time!
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Josh · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:03 pm Post subject:

*covers eyes*

D:

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hook line and sinker · Transforumer Joined: 01 Oct 2010 Posts: 3260

[quote="The Rev"]I don't know if this has ever been brought up before but just yesterday I had the strangest thought ... kind of an epiphany.

I was sitting on the toilet ... quite literally ... staring at the toilet paper wondering if it is proper to have the roll with the tissue hanging out or with tissue hanging in when it hit me ... square between the eyes and that's when I realized ...

Laughing

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Omega Prime · Forum Zombie Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Posts: 478

So, not only are female Transformers like Arcee and Elita 1 always naked, but males like Ironhide and Kup are too?

Had that realization a while ago, but the more you think about it, the more horrible you feel.
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HdE · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:44 pm Post subject:

Wait-- you guys didn't know this?

I've been fully cognizant of this fact since day one. Why the hell do you think I'm still buying the books? I'm the biggest pervert outta alla youse guys, I swear!
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The Rev · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:11 pm Post subject:

You the biggest perv HdE? ... We were all aware of that from day one LMAO!

Wink

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Sprite · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:00 am Post subject:

I did wonder about those centerfolds... Rolling Eyes

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The Rev · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:29 am Post subject:

Bludgeon · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:47 am Post subject:

The only time we've seen a naked transformer was Galvatron in Hod. Sorry Wink

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JazZeke · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:13 am Post subject:

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Cattleprod · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:42 am Post subject:

Can we keep the personal jibes to a minimum? This is far from the only silly topic on this board.
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